KSG Eavesdropper
Issue date: 5/2/07 Section: Features
Heard something that is
a) funny ha-ha b) funny-awkward,
c) funny-wtf? or d) funny-only-at-ksg?
Send it to KSGeavesdropper@gmail.com.
“I tend to favor the legumes.”
—An MPP1 referring to the salad bar in the Forum Café
“I have to confess, the only reason I got the socio-meter was because I realized I was wearing a low cut top and had nothing else to cover my cleavage.”
—An MPP1, referring to the electronic machines worn around the necks of MPP1s for a study in social networking conducted by MIT
“They have this forum where like all these important people come and say stuff.”
—A Harvard undergrad referring to IOP Forum events
“He’s like me. He’s cool. He’s a halfie.”
—An MPP2 referring to a classmate of common heritage
Student 1: “Of course, coming from the south, I’d have preferred a Confederate victory.”
Student 2: “You mean slavery.”
Student 1: “Um, no…that’s not what I meant at all.”
a) funny ha-ha b) funny-awkward,
c) funny-wtf? or d) funny-only-at-ksg?
Send it to KSGeavesdropper@gmail.com.
“I tend to favor the legumes.”
—An MPP1 referring to the salad bar in the Forum Café
“I have to confess, the only reason I got the socio-meter was because I realized I was wearing a low cut top and had nothing else to cover my cleavage.”
—An MPP1, referring to the electronic machines worn around the necks of MPP1s for a study in social networking conducted by MIT
“They have this forum where like all these important people come and say stuff.”
—A Harvard undergrad referring to IOP Forum events
“He’s like me. He’s cool. He’s a halfie.”
—An MPP2 referring to a classmate of common heritage
Student 1: “Of course, coming from the south, I’d have preferred a Confederate victory.”
Student 2: “You mean slavery.”
Student 1: “Um, no…that’s not what I meant at all.”
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