KSG EAVESDROPPER
Issue date: 2/21/07 Section: Entertainment
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KSG EAVESDROPPER
Heard something that is
a) funny ha-ha b) funny-awkward,
c) funny-wtf? or d) funny-only-at-ksg?
Send it to KSGeavesdropper@gmail.com
Another Neocon Gets its Wings
Student 1: "There are certain things that make me uncomfortable that I just don't like talking about."
Student 2: "Like torture?"
Student 1: "No, torture's ok."
Mandellisms 101
"All learning begins with public humiliation."
"When Americans go abroad they speak their second language: volume."
"There are 6 billion people in this world and I know that some days it feels like they are all sitting in your classes, but they are not. And they may not make all decisions with spread sheets."
Think they called that "Field Experience" in their applications?
At the Winter Formal: "Don't you remember? It was after the Foreign Service Exam when we went down to Dorchester to drink 40s."
But I'm so much more than just a policy student.
Heard at the Harvard-Yale tailgate: "So last year in Mali, I was
trekking through the Dogan on my way to Timbuktu when I ran across this-"
Random third party: "Wait, do you go to the Kennedy School?"
Whoa.
Scene from a Kennedy School party:
Editor 1: "Do you know about Banonos?"
Student 1: "Do you mean Bonobos? Yeah, they're dwarf chimps. They masturbate nonstop."
Student 2: (enters, seemingly from nowhere, and interjects
authoritatively):"actually they're *pygmy*, not dwarf. And they do have the best sex life."
Student 3: (from the other corner of the room, shouting): "Are you guys talking about Bonobos?"
Editor 1: "Holy sh*t…you have to put this in the Eavesdropper column."
Student 1: "Yeah, and put in the part where the editor of the paper said it has to go in the Eavesdropper column."
Editor 2: "This conversation is so postmodern."
Editor 1: "Put that in too."
Heard something that is
a) funny ha-ha b) funny-awkward,
c) funny-wtf? or d) funny-only-at-ksg?
Send it to KSGeavesdropper@gmail.com
Another Neocon Gets its Wings
Student 1: "There are certain things that make me uncomfortable that I just don't like talking about."
Student 2: "Like torture?"
Student 1: "No, torture's ok."
Mandellisms 101
"All learning begins with public humiliation."
"When Americans go abroad they speak their second language: volume."
"There are 6 billion people in this world and I know that some days it feels like they are all sitting in your classes, but they are not. And they may not make all decisions with spread sheets."
Think they called that "Field Experience" in their applications?
At the Winter Formal: "Don't you remember? It was after the Foreign Service Exam when we went down to Dorchester to drink 40s."
But I'm so much more than just a policy student.
Heard at the Harvard-Yale tailgate: "So last year in Mali, I was
trekking through the Dogan on my way to Timbuktu when I ran across this-"
Random third party: "Wait, do you go to the Kennedy School?"
Whoa.
Scene from a Kennedy School party:
Editor 1: "Do you know about Banonos?"
Student 1: "Do you mean Bonobos? Yeah, they're dwarf chimps. They masturbate nonstop."
Student 2: (enters, seemingly from nowhere, and interjects
authoritatively):"actually they're *pygmy*, not dwarf. And they do have the best sex life."
Student 3: (from the other corner of the room, shouting): "Are you guys talking about Bonobos?"
Editor 1: "Holy sh*t…you have to put this in the Eavesdropper column."
Student 1: "Yeah, and put in the part where the editor of the paper said it has to go in the Eavesdropper column."
Editor 2: "This conversation is so postmodern."
Editor 1: "Put that in too."
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